Sorry everyone, there was a major fuck up.”
— Idina Menzel, tonight at If/Then keepin’ it classy (via msjennabean)
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
"like they made a movie about sharks in a tornado and it’s called sharknado and it was the sequel so there are two movies about a shark tornado like this is what white people do for entertainment while the rest of us are being murdered lmfao"
bitch i am crying
Sharknado and its sequel are gifts to this world.
One of the ESPN channels yesterday was comparing everything to Sharknado, complete with #SharkNation instead of #SportsNation